December 2011
230 posts
“I like flaws and feel more comfortable around people who have them. I myself am...”
– Augusten Burroughs
“It is impossible to live without failing at something, unless you live so...”
– J.K. Rowling
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“I feel like I’ve been emotionally raped. Fuck you on your high-horse, I...”
“Exert your talents, and distinguish yourself, and don’t think of retiring from...”
– Samuel Johnson
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“My life is a series of Lifetime Original Movies strung together by awkward...”
– There: I remembered the quote I forgot but referenced previously at some point. Well, that was a mouthful.
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Watch“How To Make People Paranoid”
AMAZZZZZZZING. Hilarious. I die.
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“You punched me in the boob! Prepare to die, obviously!”
– Roxy Richter
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